Daniel Silverman: How to ride the Seedy Road Subway

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The seedy road subway system has 15 functioning lines.

From the system ENTRANCE line there are two ways to transfer to other trains.


(1) Riders may transfer via the Main Line Interchange:

Transfer to the D train for DVDsTransfer to the A train for ACADEMICSTransfer to the N train for NANUETTransfer to the 1 train for IMAGESTransfer to the E train for EMAILTransfer to the L train for LINKS

Transfer to the S train for SEEDY ROAD MUSICTransfer to the 1 train for ISRAELISMTransfer to the L train for LOVETransfer to the V train for VARIOUSTransfer to the E train for the system ENTRANCETransfer to the R train for READINGTransfer to the M train for MISHPACHATransfer to the A train for ARTWORKTransfer to the N train for NEWS

(2) Alternatively, riders may transfer via an individual line entrance, for example:

All line entrances are connected to the Main Line Interchange, thus facilitating line transfers. Moreover, riders may return to the ENTRANCE line by swiping their metrocard.

Once on board, you may alight at any station along the line you're on, for example:

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Stations with connecting (street-level) buses are marked

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Connecting ferry services (waterways), also, are marked

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Connecting regional/intercity rail links are marked as well

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Finally, stations with connecting air services are marked

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Connections to regional and inter-city rail lines may be found along the LINKS line only.

After alighting at a station, continuing your ride along that same line is easy; swipe your metrocard to re-board the train:

We welcome your comments and suggestions. To contact us, just take the EMAIL train:

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You may easily transfer to the EMAIL train with a SIGNATURE connection:

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(While littering is always a selfish and unlawful practice, littering on the EMAIL line incurs an especially stiff fine.)

Remember, the seedy road subway is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and it’s always free. Ride safely, and ride often!

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